#1: Are you in favour of an open romantic relationship?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Yes, open on my side and closed on the other.
#2: My father is like a taller version of Stalin with an enormous dick
You remind me of my father
Maybe that's the reason I like you and dislike you at the same time with such intensity
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Is this a marriage proposal or just a sex offer?
#3: Let's go to a restaurant?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: I love restaurants, but I don't like it when someone sits with me and distracts me from my food.
#4: Who would you choose to study with:
a brilliant teacher or a brilliant composer?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: I would choose a brilliant composer, but it’s easy for me to say since at the conservatory I had both in one.
#5: How often do you cry?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Every day before stepping outside — instead of makeup: tears bring blood to the skin so the face blushes into a porcelain hue, while a thin watery film polishes the eyes until they sparkle brighter than Oppenheimer’s.
#6: How to get a modern woman into bed?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: White trick: tell her you are looking for a serious relationship.
Black trick: tell her you are a feminist or gay.
#7: Why is the story of Romeo and Juliet so romantic?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Because they diеd before the sехuаl attraction between them was over.
#8: His libido is lower than mine
Tatiana Gerasimenok: One man can't cover all of a woman's needs, especially in bed.
#9: What to get my wife for our wedding anniversary?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: A multi-hour gаngbаng with elite black men.
#10: Do girls like muscular guys?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: All the mammoths are gone — a man's muscles today are a well-pumped wallet.
#11: He is a one-woman man !
Tatiana Gerasimenok: He's ugly and poor, so one woman at most.