#RootsOfNoise
ACADEMIC FLESH
#1: Who was your childhood inspiration for writing music and poetry?
Tatiana Gerasimenok:
Arnold Schoenberg — both directly and indirectly.
For music, "A Survivor from Warsaw" and "Pierrot lunaire";
for poetry, Albert Giraud’s "Pierrot lunaire" and Charles Baudelaire.
#2: Who would you be if you weren't a composer?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: A forensic pathologist.
#3: Are your relatives musicians too?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: My relatives come from Belarusian-Polish intelligentsia — doctors, scientists, educators in the exact sciences, and businesspeople with a passion for academic art. Here's an example of my dad’s creativity when he was 18.
#1: Has there ever been a man who didn’t like you?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: It is impossible to please everyone, but there is a positive side to this:
I’m protected from the love of mediocre people with low intelligence.
#2: Who is the audience for your work?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Übermensch & the intellectual elite.
#3: I read your posts, and I’m going to ask you a very direct question. I hope you don’t mind. Which do you favor: Sibelius or Schoenberg? Dickens or 21st Century? Turner or Emin? Michelangelo or Damian Ortega? And your favorite childhood movie?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Schoenberg, 21st Century, Emin, Michelangelo.
A Clockwork Orange and Cargo 200.
#4: What musical composition inspired you to become a composer?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Schoenberg’s "A Survivor from Warsaw" and "Pierrot Lunaire".
#5: Arnold Schoenberg or John Cage?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Cage.
#6: What kind of men like you?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Smart and feminine: the lower a man's testosterone level, the smarter and more feminine he is. Thus, they are either men who have embraced their feminine side; latent gays (men who are afraid of appearing feminine, so they choose me as the socially approved gender), or openly gay men who see their masculine side in me.
#7: Whose reincarnation are you?
By date of birth, Karl Marx and Søren Kierkegaard, by date of death Napoleon Bonapart.
#1: Are you in favour of an open romantic relationship?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Yes, open on my side and closed on the other.
#2: My father is like a taller version of Stalin with an enormous dick
You remind me of my father
Maybe that's the reason I like you and dislike you at the same time with such intensity
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Is this a marriage proposal or just a sex offer?
#3: Let's go to a restaurant?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: I love restaurants, but I don't like it when someone sits with me and distracts me from my food.
#4: Who would you choose to study with:
a brilliant teacher or a brilliant composer?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: I would choose a brilliant composer, but it’s easy for me to say since at the conservatory I had both in one.
#5: How often do you cry?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Every day before stepping outside — instead of makeup: tears bring blood to the skin so the face blushes into a porcelain hue, while a thin watery film polishes the eyes until they sparkle brighter than Oppenheimer’s.
#6: How to get a modern woman into bed?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: White trick: tell her you are looking for a serious relationship.
Black trick: tell her you are a feminist or gay.
#7: Why is the story of Romeo and Juliet so romantic?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Because they diеd before the sехuаl attraction between them was over.
#8: His libido is lower than mine
Tatiana Gerasimenok: One man can't cover all of a woman's needs, especially in bed.
#9: What to get my wife for our wedding anniversary?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: A multi-hour gаngbаng with elite black men.
#10: Do girls like muscular guys?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: All the mammoths are gone — a man's muscles today are a well-pumped wallet.
#11: He is a one-woman man !
Tatiana Gerasimenok: He's ugly and poor, so one woman at most.
#1: Are you a feminist or a doormat for the patriarchy?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: I am not a feminist, and I hope I don’t disappoint you by saying that I am a God surrounded by insects of both sexes.
#2: What do you think of the gender fluid theory?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: People are happy to distract themselves with all sorts of bullshit just to avoid facing the meaninglessness of existence. Those who have mammoth balls don’t need these anesthetic fantasies.
#3: Are you real?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: I'm just a bug in the Matrix... Blame it on your insomnia and my dangerously addictive allure.
#4: You remind me of Patrick Bateman
Tatiana Gerasimenok: The only difference is I rarely wash myself.
#5: Life is getting hard(
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Me too, looking at your ass.
#6: Hello
Are you part of the illuminati community
Tatiana Gerasimenok: No major Illuminati will admit to this, so NO.
#7: Do you believe in friendship between a man and a woman?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Yes, if the man has a huge penis.
#8: How can you tell if a person is beautiful?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: All people are beautiful if they have a vagina.
#9: What if a man is a one-woman man who doesn't want to fuck everything that moves?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: That's called low libido.
#10: Which celebrity would you like to sleep with?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: If knowledge were transmitted sexually instead of diseases, with Stephen Hawking.
#11: Why do fairly young people have children?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Because ”it doesn't feel the same with a condom.”
#12: Can a man be faithful to one woman?
Tatiana Gerasimenok:
A man is polygamous, but he can be faithful in three cases:
— he doesn't have money;
— he doesn't have a penis (or has low testosterone levels);
— he sees value in you — and, in order not to lose a comfortable relationship, he regularly masturbates in the shower thinking about his coworkers.