#1: What is your personality type?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: INTJ 8w7, Reflector 2/5, SEE (Napoleon).
#2: Whose reincarnation are you?
By date of birth, Karl Marx and Søren Kierkegaard, by date of death Napoleon Bonapart.
#3: Are you a feminist or a doormat for the patriarchy?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: I am not a feminist, and I hope I don’t disappoint you by saying that I am a God surrounded by insects of both sexes.
#4: What do you think of the gender fluid theory?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: People are happy to distract themselves with all sorts of bullshit just to avoid facing the meaninglessness of existence. Those who have mammoth balls don’t need these anesthetic fantasies.
#5: Are you real?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: I'm just a bug in the Matrix... Blame it on your insomnia and my dangerously addictive allure.
#6: You remind me of Patrick Bateman
Tatiana Gerasimenok: The only difference is I rarely wash myself.
#7: Life is getting hard(
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Me too, looking at your ass.
#8: Hello
Are you part of the illuminati community
Tatiana Gerasimenok: No major Illuminati will admit to this, so NO.
#9: Do you believe in friendship between a man and a woman?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Yes, if the man has a huge penis.
#10: How can you tell if a person is beautiful?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: All people are beautiful if they have a vagina.
#11: What if a man is a one-woman man who doesn't want to fuck everything that moves?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: That's called low libido.
#12: Which celebrity would you like to sleep with?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: If knowledge were transmitted sexually instead of diseases, with Stephen Hawking.
#13: Why do fairly young people have children?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Because ”it doesn't feel the same with a condom.”
#14: Can a man be faithful to one woman?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: A man is polygamous, but he can be faithful in three cases:
— he doesn't have money;
— he doesn't have a penis (or has low testosterone levels);
— he sees value in you — and, in order not to lose a comfortable relationship, he regularly masturbates in the shower thinking about his coworkers.
#15: What do you like about communicating with them?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: For me, answering messages from someone I would never cross paths with in real life is a special form of masochism — as if the tentacles of my fingers were slipping between the folds of ordinary people’s brains, plunging ever deeper into a swampy mire, relishing with disgust the predictability and primitiveness of our species’ psyche.
#16: Are you in favour of an open romantic relationship?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Yes, open on my side and closed on the other.
#17: My father is like a taller version of Stalin with an enormous dick
You remind me of my father
Maybe that's the reason I like you and dislike you at the same time with such intensity
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Is this a marriage proposal or just a sex offer?
#18: Let's go to a restaurant?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: I love restaurants, but I don't like it when someone sits with me and distracts me from my food.
#19: Who would you choose to study with: a brilliant teacher or a brilliant composer?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: I would choose a brilliant composer, but it’s easy for me to say since at the conservatory I had both in one.
#20: How often do you cry?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Every day before stepping outside — instead of makeup: tears bring blood to the skin so the face blushes into a porcelain hue, while a thin watery film polishes the eyes until they sparkle brighter than Oppenheimer’s.
#21: How to get a modern woman into bed?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: White trick: tell her you are looking for a serious relationship.
Black trick: tell her you are a feminist or gay.
#22: Why is the story of Romeo and Juliet so romantic?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Because they diеd before the sехuаl attraction between them was over.
#23: His libido is lower than mine
Tatiana Gerasimenok: One man can't cover all of a woman's needs, especially in bed.
#24: What to get my wife for our wedding anniversary?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: A multi-hour gаngbаng with elite black men.
#25: Do girls like muscular guys?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: All the mammoths are gone — a man's muscles today are a well-pumped wallet.
#26: He is a one-woman man !
Tatiana Gerasimenok: He's ugly and poor, so one woman at most.
#27: Has there ever been a man who didn’t like you?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: It is impossible to please everyone, but there is a positive side to this:
I’m protected from the love of mediocre people with low intelligence.
#28: Who is the audience for your work?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Übermensch & the intellectual elite.
#29: I read your posts, and I’m going to ask you a very direct question. I hope you don’t mind. Which do you favor: Sibelius or Schoenberg? Dickens or 21st Century? Turner or Emin? Michelangelo or Damian Ortega? And your favorite childhood movie?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Schoenberg, 21st Century, Emin, Michelangelo.
A Clockwork Orange and Cargo 200.
#30: What musical composition inspired you to become a composer?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Schoenberg’s "A Survivor from Warsaw" and "Pierrot Lunaire".
#31: Arnold Schoenberg or John Cage?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Cage.
#32: What kind of men like you?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Smart and feminine: the lower a man's testosterone level, the smarter and more feminine he is. Thus, they are either men who have embraced their feminine side; latent gays (men who are afraid of appearing feminine, so they choose me as the socially approved gender), or openly gay men who see their masculine side in me.
#33: Why did he unfollow you?
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Because I’m so awesome it makes him feel bad. Now he checks my page without following, just for a small dose of self‑torture.
#34: He hates being alone.
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Those who lack a meaningful connection with their family because they were born to emotionally immature people, unprepared to raise a child, or who got pregnant accidentally, thinking that sex without a condom is more pleasurable, need friends and active socialization.
To fill the void and the lack of understanding from the closest people in their lives, they go out into the world, seeking connection with others who are just as lost and troubled as they are.
People with loving families already have supportive relationships and won’t waste their time on those who, under the guise of friendship rather than genuine mutual growth, spend their entire lives trying to heal the wounds of an incomplete childhood.
#35: He has tons of friends.)
Tatiana Gerasimenok: A psychologically mature person does not need friends; they interact with others with the purpose of contributing to the development of the modern world, rather than trying to heal their inner child by seeking emotional support and the parental acceptance they never had in strangers.
The more friends a person uses as crutches, the less selective they are, due to their despair and inner instability, which is only worsened by numerous shallow connections and low-quality interactions.
#36: Oppenheimer later regretted the invention of the atomic bomb.
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Oppenheimer did not regret creating the atomic bomb; he took part in its development based on a defensive motivation.
A hammer can be used to build a house, or to crush a skull — the tool itself is neutral; what matters is whose hands it is in.
The problem lies not in the atomic bomb itself, but in the psychological and moral immaturity of those who gain access to it: scientists often outpace the overall development of humankind, while military leaders and politicians prove unprepared for the responsibility that comes with tools of such magnitude.
#37: he has been striving to climb the career ladder all these years but now he is burned out
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Climbing the career ladder is an animal mode of survival; for a rational human being, it is an accelerated leap from the womb to the grave. Then these career mice, each running faster than the next, spin in a wheel going nowhere and wonder why life passed so unnoticed.
Human life seems short only when it has been lived like an animal’s.
For a rational human being, the natural habitat is philosophy, art, science, sport — just as water is the living environment of a fish.
If each of your days lasts longer than the entire life of a blind, frightened mouse crushed by social pressure, because it is filled with meaning; if, after each day lived, you are ready to die fulfilled — then you have lived that day in a truly human way.
#38: i am Intelligent but eternally unhappy
Tatiana Gerasimenok: To be always happy in this cruel world, you must be dumb or mad. This is the price of perpetual joy.
#39: He is probably a sex addict
Tatiana Gerasimenok: Sex is for intellectually underdeveloped people; their animal instincts dominate at the expense of intelligence. These apes in human bodies are a borderline type who lag behind evolution and don’t meet the traits of a modern Homo sapiens.
If she considers having sex with him, she is either a zoophile or an ape herself.