MEMES
Is this a marriage proposal or just a sex offer?
Guess the breed by their facial expressions! ☝️
CERBERUS
“Meaningful collaboration” is when you flawlessly execute the score, rather than bringing your “human, all too human”.
I don’t know if modern composers are starving, but composers-forensic pathologists never hve to worry about dinner.
If Paganini could play on one string, Ozzy can rock this on one leg!
Now you know.
Still waiting for Schoenberg’s OnlyFans era.
While I am carrying out reforms in contemporary classical music,
a saga of Tanya the Evil has been dedicated to me. 🎵⚔️🤍
As an INTJ 8w7, yes.
Me immediately after laughing:
#4 — that’s how I got my PhD in psychoanalysis:
To decode this anomaly, you must cease to be human and allow the silicon code to completely rewrite you.
The muse of singularity is born.
Speaking of silicon, my capital is 100% organic.
Karl Marx or Søren Kierkegaard by date of birth, or Napoleon Bonaparte by date of his death —
one of them reincarnated into me on May 5th.
Let me know if Daniel Day-Lewis handles yours.
Me trying to fit in.
Scary face, gentle heart. 🎀
Jesus ranked so high he’s off the chart.
In 2022, I encoded my acoustic blueprint into the sacred Royaumont Abbey.
In 2024, T-X (Kristanna Loken) came there and downloaded me.
Skynet has officially switched to Acoustic Domination. 🦾⛪️💾
Extra Sweet! 🍬🤡
Short but enjoyable. 🤔
And 100% T-rex heart.
Thanks to my classmates for the autumn treat!
Even though I’m in Ravenclaw… in anatomy class, they see me as mini-Voldemort
From Hogwarts to Leningrad, where dark magic is real:
Since most of today's geniuses prefer more relevant areas of creativity to classical music, there are fewer distinctive names to be picked out of the mediocre and useless crowd of contemporary classical composers than the picture contains.
I found myself and a few other composers (not naming them all) in the picture:
Testing your fire resistance. 😏🔥
THE HUNT FOR NORMIES HAS BEGUN
#HideTheNormie #CatchTheNormie #NormieWanted